The Demise of the Blog-
It is with considerable sadness that I have to inform my followers that for a variety of reasons, this Blog will cease to exist after this last post. To make it clearer, it will be on a par with Monty Pythons parrot. In order to find out what has gone wrong I have commissioned a survey of 50.000 people to get their views and the results of which have been quite startling. I shall outline the results for you:- Of the 50,000 people surveyed 49,988 said they had never heard of the blog. This is a big disappointment especially as I made a very big effort to have the Blog brazened across the Walkers ‘salt and vinegar’ Crisp packets after Gary Lineker was omitted for being a clunk-head of the greatest order. Had Walkers been more astute it could have been a big help not only to the Blog but a money spinner for them also. The survey was inconclusive as to specific reasons for the lack of readers but concluded that many of the topics that would have piqued interest had not been inc...